Can I Sleep In Your Bed?

LADY GAGA DEMANDED ASSISTANT SLEEP WITH HER
National Enquirer

New book claims LADY GAGA was so needy and forced her assistant to cuddle with her during joint showers and to sleep with her.

RadarOnline.com reports new book Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga due to hit booksellers tomorrow reveals Gaga has a morbid fear of being alone and often beckoned her former assistant Angela Ciemny to snuggle and take showers with her.

Former assistant Ciemny also happened to be wife of an ex tour manager of the bizarre superstar.

"In reality, says Angela, she wound up sleeping with Gaga more often than her own husband [tour manager David Ciemny]. She says there was nothing sexual about it; Gaga couldn't sleep without someone next to her in bed," the book reveals.

Around the time Angela had been hired, Gaga and Matt Williams... had broken up... She kept Williams on her team, though, and kept things as professional as possible...For the most part, she struggled.

"Angela tried to help. She says she assumed an 'older sister' role with Gaga.... 'We literally...we would do our make-up together every morning and get ready for bed together at night,' Angela says.

"They'd also take showers together, she says, because they'd have so little time to get out the door in the morning.

"The few times Angela would start to go back to her and David's room at the end of a day, she says, Gaga would spiral. 'I would say, 'Gaga, I have a husband to go home to. I'll be in the room next door.'

And she'd call and text me: 'I miss you Ange, can you come back?' And she would tell Dave, 'Can your wife please stay with me tonight?'

"I would sleep in her room, because what the point of going to me own room with David when I have to wake up in an hour and be here?'"

See this chick is so much of an attention freak nutbag with so little self esteem that she can't stand to be in her own company for one minute of the day. I hope everyone can see where this is going. She's going to go batshit crazy (even more so than now), cause a disturbance and try to kill herself. Then she'll get thrown in some loony bin, come out with a "new story" and a new album, make more money and still be crazy. This is always the way these crazy, famous chicks act when they hate themselves and think they're ugly. But in this case, she's actually right. I just hope she's not making her new assistant sleep next to her in the meat dress. That thing is going to start spoiling.

P.S. - What's with all the weird requests of her assistant? She sounds like the Herlihy Boy. Too bad she doesn't have Chris Farley to speak for her.