BYB Express

It's Friday again and you know what that means - it's time for the BYB Express. Don't think of it as getting less blog. Just think of it getting more time to look at Lady Gaga's meat dress.

F My Life Moment of the Day
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

Wal Mart Person of the Day

She looks suprised.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL TV LISTINGS



North Texas at Army, 11:00 am CBSC
Arkansas at Georgia, 11:00 am ESPN or ESPN2
Kent State at Penn State, 11:00 am ESPN or ESPN2
Maryland at West Virginia, 11:00 am ESPNU
East Carolina at Virginia Tech, 12:30 pm ESPN3.com
Alabama at Duke, 2:30 pm ABC
BYU at Florida State, 2:30 pm ESPNU
USC at Minnesota, 2:30 pm ESPN
Washington State at SMU, 2:30 pm CBSC
Florida at Tennessee, 2:30 pm CBS
Nebraska at Washington, 2:30 pm ABC
Arizona State at Wisconsin, 2:30 pm ESPN2
Baylor at TCU, 3:30 pm Versus
Clemson at Auburn, 6:00 pm ESPN
Navy at Louisiana Tech, 6:00 pm ESPN3.com
Notre Dame at Michigan State, 6:00 pm ABC
Utah at New Mexico, 6:00 pm Mtn.
Texas at Texas Tech, 7:00 pm ABC and ESPN2
Boise State at Wyoming, 7:00 pm CBSC
Houston at UCLA, 8:30 pm Fox Sports Net
UNLV at Idaho, 9:30 pm ESPNU

Texts From Last Nite Moment of the Day!
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...

GIVE BLOOD. GET PORN.

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Well I bet that guy from the blood bank feels like a real horses patoot. And he should. Who downloads porn pictures anymore? What is this 1998? Hey buddy, there like 374 zillion websites that have live streaming porn movies. Why are you downloading sex pics to a flash drive like its still the Clinton administration. A guy this behind on porn deserves to meet this kind of fate. You've got to come correct when it comes to internet porn bro.

YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE DAY!



I wish this lady would come in and train my employees at the bar. I'm not sure it would make them any better at their jobs but at least they could spit out a smooth rhyme.