(501): i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
(615): Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
(404): Is it any good?
(615): Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
(717): this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
(253): I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fu*k this economy.
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