Today, while riding a full capacity bus in the hot weather, a very sweaty, dirty smelling woman squeezed herself in next to me. As the bus slammed on the brakes, beads of her sweat flew off of her and onto me. When she got off, I could still smell her and realized it was now me that stank. FML
Today, I was at a meeting, and it was extremely cold. When it was over, I let out a sigh of relief. A co-worker of mine asked why I was so relieved, and when I told him it was because I was cold, he laughed and said loudly for all to hear, "We could tell, you could cut glass with those nipples." FML
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