Today, I got my SAT results back. After taking an expensive prep class, I expected my score to increase from the first time I took it. My score went down 50 points and I'm grounded for wasting money. FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
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