BYB Express

In the grand tradition of Friday laziness I've decided to produce another BYB Express this week. Don't think of it as getting less blog. Just think of it getting more time to Facebook stalk.

F My Life Moment of the Day
Today, I purchased Party Favors along with my 10 packs of Reese’s Fast Breaks to make it seem like I was buying 80 fun-sized Fast Breaks for a group of people instead of for myself. FML

Wal Mart Person of the Day


They're Playing Basketball! (with beer)
NBA Star Loves His Beer Pong
by TMZ Staff



Minnesota Timberwolves star Kevin Love isn't just a ferocious competitor on the basketball court -- dude takes his beer pong pretty seriously too.

The Timberwolves big man -- who's of legal drinking age by the way -- hit up his uncle Mike's crib (yes, Mike Love....lead singer of the Beach Boys)... and whipped out the booze, solo cups and ping pong balls recently.

Here's the rub -- while Love is usually a pretty good shot on the court, we're told his team lost on the table ... 'cause Love couldn't nail down the range.

Still, our source says Love was a good sport -- and even cracked another beer with his opponents after the game.

How'd you like to play beer pong with a sweet shooting NBA star? That'd be the same as having to play flip cup against one of those stacking champion kids. It is pretty cool that Kevin Love can break out some beer pong action in his uncle's house. The last time there was this much fun in a Beach Boy's house Charlie Manson and Dennis Wilson were dropping acid with Mama Cass.

Texts From Last Nite Moment of the Day
(707): he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"

I'll Have A Double Half Calf Mocacino. Easy On the Poison
Police: Mass. substitute laced his own coffee
AP

NEW BEDFORD, Mass. -Police in New Bedford, Mass., say a substitute teacher who was taken to a hospital after drinking tainted iced coffee has admitted lacing the drink himself.

The teacher, 27-year-old Chad Wunschel, became sick after taking a sip of the drink and spitting it out. That happened Wednesday during a welding class at Greater New Bedford Vocational Technical Regional High School.

Police had been investigating whether a student might have spiked the coffee.
Police Chief Ronald Teachman said Friday that Wunschel told a detective he was depressed over a recent breakup and was looking for attention. Teachman said Wunschel will likely be charged with filing a false report.

I bet when this dude first passed out at his desk all the kids in class wondered who0 the ballsy bastard was who had the stones to poision to substitute. Little did they know the public school system's idea of vetting is just making sure they aren't hiring convicted sex predators (or at least not all the time.) Chad Wunschel should probably come up with a new plan to get attention. Faking a drug overdose at a high school is about as likely to draw attention as keeping pass out drunk on the Jersey Shore.

On this day in…
1429 – Joan of Arc ends the Siege of Orléans, pulling an arrow from her own shoulder and returning, wounded, to lead the final charge. The victory marks a turning point in the Hundred Years' War.
1945 – World War II: General Alfred Jodl signs unconditional surrender terms at Reims, France, ending Germany's participation in the war. The document takes effect the next day.

Plus, Johnny Unitas was born on this day in 1933, Tim Russert was born on this day in 1950 and porn actress Traci Lords was born on May 7 in 1968.