Today, I discovered that the insurance company handling my case from the recent floods are declining my claim because I didn't have all the necessary documentation. The necessary documentation was flooded and washed away. FML
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
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