Wednesday, May 26, 2010
My Boss Is A Jewish Slavedriver
Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude
AP
THIBODAUX, La. - A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested. Thibodaux police responded to an obscenity complaint around 2 a.m. Thursday and found Shafiq Mohamed walking nude down the street. When approached, Mohamed reportedly told officers that "America raped him" and added God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul.
Mohamed was taken into custody and charged with obscenity. He was booked into the Lafourche Parish Detention Center where he awaited bail.
It was not immediately known whether Mohamed has an attorney.
How is this excuse not used all the time? It's kind of a no brainer. What authority on Earth could possibly punish you when you are working on the behalf of a higher power. I think the cops in Bumfu*k, Louisiana should have released this man immediately. Aside from his charge from God he was also a rape victim. And tust me there is no worse rapist than America.
Seriously, I'm almost half serious that I think this guy could have gotten off if he were talking about Christian God and not Allah. What's he doing in Cajun Country anyway?
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