Stealing From A Boob

Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra
AP

MEMPHIS, Tenn. -A Memphis woman called police after she found her son stealing her prescription sedatives from her bra. The Commercial Appeal reported that police found a 28-year-old man hiding under a neighbor's sport utility vehicle Wednesday morning.

The mother, whose name police didn't release, told officer she awakened before dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra, where she kept it to prevent him from stealing it.

Police said the man had 22 Xanax pills, 15 of them wrapped in toilet paper and hidden in his sock. Officer said a search of the man's room turned up more pills and various drug paraphernalia.

He was in jail Thursday with bond set at $40,000.

I'm gonna have to say the mother was pretty naive in this situation. If her son was shady enough to steal Xanax from his own mother then why would he have enough shame not to steal it from her bra? I'm pretty sure he has no boundaries. He probably would have stolen from her bra while she was wearing it. She's going to have to find a much better hiding spot next time. Maybe she's got an extra douchebag lying around.