Where You Get That Mask, the Toilet Store?

Police say man wrapped in toilet paper robs store
AP

LINCOLN, Neb. – A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store. Police said the man was armed with a knife when he robbed the store around 10:30 on Saturday night. He escaped on foot with an undisclosed amount of money from the safe.

Capt. David Beggs said Sunday that no one was injured.



Lincoln, Nebraska sure has gone to shit, hasn't it? I'm pretty sure it was in Lincoln where the guy tried to rob a store with a beer box on his head. But with football season months away and the sadness over losing Ndamukong Suh these Nebraskans are bound to start acting a little loco. I wonder if the clerk was even freaked out or if he was cracking up a little bit. I would have given him the money but I'm pretty sure I would have called him asswipe too.