Friday, August 16, 2013
Put Me in Coach...Or I'll Bite Your Face Off!
Well there are only two things that could have gone on in this situation. Either Western Pennsylvania is about to wade through its own type of Sandusky scandal or Jim Wildman should have put Uncle Rico back in the game in 82.
There’s only two reasons to bite your former high school football coach so badly that he needs 60 stitches – 1) he molested you in the shower in front of a red headed guy or 2) you’re a complete lunatic that has fixated so much on a failed high school football career that you have nothing to lose by nearly killing a 66-year-old mean with your teeth.
There’s no middle ground there. Joseph K. Koscinski is either an emotionally destroyed victim or needs to spend the rest of his life in an insane asylum. I’m sure it would look something like this.
Click here for more about the story, you know, if reading about coaches getting bit is your thing.
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I played for coach wildman and graduated/played with joe. I can tell you that both scenarios are incorrect. Joe had an accident about 15 yrs ago that left him a completely different person than the fun loving kid we all knew. It's a sad sad story but not the one you assumed.
ReplyDeleteIt's always something more serious and sad. Glad Coach Wildman is doing okay. I know this situation isn't funny for anyone there but when taken out of context its easy fodder for a comedy blog.
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