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Buyer beware when it comes to sports relationship scandals. Tiger Woods turned out to be quite the fan of porn actresses and pancake waitresses but Robert Griffin’s supposed tryst turned out to be 100% fictional.

We all should take stories about athlete’s sex lives with a grain of salt – unless it’s a player you hate. Then it’s all gravy. Such is the story about the reason behind Tim Duncan’s divorce. The word on the downlow is that Duncan is on the downlow.

The blog Hollywood Street King published a story quoting an unnamed source that Duncan’s ex Amy may have outed Tim during divorce proceedings.

From HSK: We’ve learned there’s one man in Tim Duncan’s life who the NBA All-Star doesn’t want the public to know about. Though we can’t yet confirm his identity, we can tell you he’s reported to be Duncan’s longtime undercover lover!

The said bromancin’ boys reportedly met back when Duncan was in college. Sources say the men lived together through college, four-years after college — and even shacked up under the same roof as Amy, during the first two-years of the Duncan’s marriage, before the baller reportedly purchased a condo for his boy. That’s why we’re told Timmy’s looking to have a gag order placed on Amy, as the couple’s divorce proceedings move forward.

Here’s the drop:

“Amy treated Tim like a bitch throughout their marriage because she knew he was fucking his BFF. Tim knows Amy was cheating on him but he’s willing to give her whatever she wants, because he doesn’t want Amy to tell the world that he’s bisexual.”

Now there’s no legitimate reason to believe Tim Duncan is gay and granted, by now this is an old story but I was too lazy to post about it when it first leaked and I still want to and it's my blog so suck it.

But if he was it certainly wouldn’t be hard for him to keep it a secret. You know, because he barely speaks and has a permanent poker face due to be the least interesting man on the planet.

One thing is for sure – he’s probably as unimaginative and boring in bed with men as he is with women. This is his O face.