Its Billshit!

The Bills suck so bad that its scary!

How do you know your favorite team is cursed? When your big time free agent QB hurts his knee slipping on a mat. The Bills aren’t the only team dealing with injury issues this summer but they’re damn sure the only team dealing with them because their equipment staff is lousy and their quarterback has worse footwork than a gorilla on skates.

No wonder this guy couldn’t beat out Jon Skelton in Arizona. I’m starting to miss Ryan Fitzpatrick. Sure, he sucked at throwing too but at least his Harvard education allowed him to make some informed choices, like not running on wet, slippery mats. Plus, he has a sweet beard.

If things weren’t bad enough for the Bills the defensive savior of the franchise, otherwise known as the guy they gave $50 million guaranteed to, has been masquerading around as a police officer.

In his free time Mario Williams likes to go to a junior college and take law enforcement classes. You know, because that’s normal. Texas requires peace officers to complete 660 hours of training but Lone Star College Law Enforcement Academy in Houston thinks those rules should only appear to us regular folk, not mediocre, well paid defensive ends. Williams completed his 660 hours of training in three months, or half the amount of time it takes someone who actually completes the training. Needless to say, Texas Commission on Law Enforcement (TCOLE) has jerked Lone Star’s contract with the state.

Odds are Mario Williams only wanted to become a police officer so he could start a task force to arrest his ex-wife and get her to return his wedding ring or at least to get her to stop talking about him wanting to kill himself. Perhaps he’s gone from suicidal to homicidal. He ought to arrest himself for grand theft contract because he sucks.



It's Billshit!