You're Killing Me Smalls!

'SANDLOT' STAR ARRESTED FOR HEADBUTTING COP

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"Sandlot" star Tom Guiry (who played Smalls in the movie) has taken the name "Colossus of Clout" to a new level -- law enforcement sources tell TMZ.   He was arrested for headbutting a cop ... after trying to kick him in the face.

The story is crazy.  We're told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly.

Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank.

Guiry then made a terrible mistake -- allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive ... and even threatening the officer.  Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt. 

Well, who didn’t see this coming? When you and your pal Benny do the impossible and pickle the beast you’re going to start getting chesty with people. What is some dumbass airport cop going to do to you when you’ve already bested an English mastiff with a bad attitude?

But Smalls made an error. While PF Flyers are the best shoes for little league baseball in the 1960s and for outrunning canines they aren’t helpful when trying to kick a cop in the face.

I bet Smalls’ head was spinning worse than the time he chowed down on the Red Man and got on the roller coaster.