Baby Bumped

Topless Bar Fires Pregnant Bartender
ABC News

Jennifer Paviglianiti fired from Long Island topless bar because she looked "unsexy" while pregnant. When she discovered she was pregnant, she hoped to wait until the 3-month mark to tell her boss, John Doxey. But workplace gossip got to him first. Once Doxey heard the news, Paviglianiti says, he immediately showed he had doubts about her work.

I couldn't find the full story on this because ABC had already deleted the page but I got the F W's and an H. Thats all I need. Apparently this Paviglianiti girl (we can just call her Quest, thats probably her stage name anyway) is planning a lawsuit for wrongful termination. Its just gotten too damn hard to fire anyone in this country these days. If you ain't cutting it at your job then you need to be let go and her one job at that bar is to give guys drinks and erections. If they have to see some baby bump when their trying to get their groove on then the wood is going down (unless they've got some sick fetish). So then this chick is only doing 50% of her jobs. I'd say thats cause for a shit canning. Way to go Mr. Doxey. I'm sure your customers appreciate it.