Will porn, PETA be Suleman’s latest saviors?
AP
LOS ANGELES - Nadya Suleman's octuplets have brought her plenty of fame, but fortune appears to be another story.
Her father, Ed Doud, has defaulted on a $450,000 balloon payment on a half-million dollar house he bought last year for the family to live in, mortgage holder Amer Haddadin said Wednesday. Haddadin told The Associated Press he plans to file foreclosure papers in court within days if he doesn't get his money.
Although Suleman's lawyer, Jeff Czech, said earlier this week his client's father was hoping to work something out, he was blunt when it came to the balloon payment: "Mr. Doud at this moment doesn't have $450,000 to pay off," he said.
In a brief e-mail Wednesday, he added that he was negotiating with Haddadin's attorney for more time to refinance.
Not that Suleman doesn't have the opportunity to raise the money quickly, although not in ways she would want to.
Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, one of the world's largest purveyors of adult films, announced this week that his company would pay off Suleman's mortgage if she would make a porn film.
Hirsch assured it would be, well, as tasteful as those things can be with her input on male co-stars and script.
He declined to say whether Suleman had expressed interest in the offer, but Czech indicated she had rejected it out of hand.
Czech did say that Suleman had accepted a much more modest offer from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — $5,000 to put a sign in her front yard proclaiming, "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."
As an added incentive, the animal rights organization had said Wednesday it would throw in a month's supply of veggie burgers and veggie hot dogs for Suleman and her 14 children, who range in age from 1 to 8.
"No porn. Just Peta. Nadya prefers animals over men," Czech said in an e-mail exchange with The Associated Press.
Nadya Suleman needs to get real about her financial situation. She can put as many signs in her lawn and veggie hot dogs down her throat as she wants but that ain't paying the mortgage. She needs to realize that porn is the only way to go here. Sure, she may bristle at the idea of it but lots of reputable people have done porn - Ron Jeremy, Paris Hilton, Ray J - the list just keeps going. And it's not like she has to worry about the potential damage. After giving birth to octuplets I'm pretty sure she could take John Holmes on and not feel a thing. But if she does do porn she has to take on eight guys at once, right? It'd be like 'Kate Bangs Eight' except her version. I'm sure someone will come up with a title.
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