Today, I took some laxatives. I thought they weren't working, so I went to the gym. They decided to kick in while I was doing squats with a line of people waiting to use the machine. FML
Today, I was at the gym making eyes at the guy I liked. After a bit, he began smiling back, and it seemed a connection was made. Of course of this was all before my tampon dropped out of my gym shorts and was projected half way across the gym by the treadmill. FML
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