That's Mighty White of You

White People Have Less Sex, Study Finds
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White people report having less sex than those of some other races, according to a new study on ethnicity and sleeping habits in America. However, they don’t have the least amount, the study found.

According to The National Sleep Foundation’s 2010 Sleep in America Poll, black people and Hispanics are more likely to report having sex. In fact, 10 percent of blacks responded that they had sexual relations every night or almost every night in the one hour before they went to bed. Four percent of whites answered the same, compared to 1 percent of Asians.

Aside from sex, black people report the busiest overall bedtime routines, including praying and other religious activities, the study found. Seventy-one percent responded as such, compared to 45 percent of Hispanics, 32 percent of whites and 18 percent of Asians.

Overwhelmingly, watching TV is the most frequent activity done every night or almost every night for all ethnic groups within one hour of going to bed, with Asians being less likely than their counterparts to do so, the study concluded.

However, Asians were much more likely to report using a computer or the Internet at least a few nights a week before bed.

Of course white people have less sex. It all basically comes down to the lovin' music. Black folks have Barry White and Teddy Pendergrass, Latinos have Julio Iglesias and all we have is Micahel Bolton and Barry Manilow. At least we're not as bad off as Asians. All they have to get them in the mood is William Hung (and she don't bang). But lets not be too quick to judge this survey as truth. I'm pretty sure the data is skewed. I've got to be dragging the white people average way down.