Today, I returned home starved. After making a sandwich with the remaining food in the fridge, I decided to take a shower first before eating it. When I came out, I found my TV, laptop, all the phones and my car keys stolen. I had no way calling the police. Oh, and they ate my sandwich. FML
Today, the doctor asked me how many children I had because of my pregnancy stretch marks. I've never had children. FML
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