Today, my crush came over to talk to me. I tried to act cool by spinning my pencil and doing tricks with it while we talked. It impressed him, until I lost control. The flying pencil ended up jabbing him in the face. FML
Today, I let my friend borrow my cell phone. He logged onto my facebook application and posted a status saying, "I think I might be gay." When I found out, it was full of a bunch of comments including one from my former high school teacher saying, "I'm not surprised." FML
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