Naked man falls through woman's ceiling
By QMI Agency
A Mississippi woman got a shock Tuesday when a naked man came tumbling through her ceiling and asked her for clothes.
The woman, Keleigh Townsend, denied his request, so he then grabbed a coat off a hook and ran out the front door.
Police say the man was a wanted fugitive hiding out in the apartment complex, according to a report from the Hattiesburg American.
When police got word of his location and began to search the apartment complex, he allegedly hoisted himself into the crawl space above his apartment and tried to crawl between the units.
What he didn't count on, police said, was being too heavy for the flimsy drywall that formed the ceiling of Townsend's apartment, and he came tumbling down in his birthday suit.
I guess the biggest curiosity in this tale is why was the guy naked in the first place? I know the impulse to hide out when the cops are on their way is strong but I think I might have at least taken a second to throw some jogging shorts on. And this lady Townsend sure is a mean broad. The guy has already fallen through your ceiling and you’re no doubt going to call the cops so what’s the harm in letting him borrow a coat to cover his meat and potatoes? If I was him I would have gone in her drawers and stolen some trousers. He was going to jail anyway.
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