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Bigfoot sighting 'caught on video'
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A North Carolina man claims to have video of the legendary Bigfoot.

Thomas Byers was driving with a friend when he said he saw Bigfoot cross Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County on Wednesday.

Naturally, he whipped out his video camera and was able to capture a five-second video from about 4.5 to 6m away.

"It ran across the road and into the woods right in front of us and I was able to film it," Mr Byers wrote in an email to WCNC-TV.

And Bigfoot, he said, was in desperate need of a shower.

"One thing I know is the smell of it was horrid. It smelled like a cross between road kill and a skunk. And it did not like the fact that I was there on the road with it. In the video you can hear it snarl or growl at me as it crosses the road," he said.



Great, the world is practically falling apart with all these wars and natural disasters and now I've got to contend with Bigfoot too. And this Bigfoot isn't even nice. It snarled and growled at the guy. Next thing you know Nessy is going to rear her ugly head because she's finally tired of hearing all that bagpipe music. I do find it kind of off that Bigfoot lives in North Carolina though. As hairy as he is I bet the summers there are a bitch. Talk about swamp ass.

There is a bit of good news about this Bigfoot sighting though. Maybe John Lithgow will start talking a much needed 'Harry and the Hendersons' sequel.