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Driver Crashes While Shaving Genitals
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A two-vehicle crash in Florida happened because the driver was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, according to a report in keysnews.com .

The incident happened at about 11 a.m. on Tuesday on Cudjoe Key when Megan Mariah Barnes' 1995 Ford Thunderbird struck a pickup from behind at about 45 mph, the report stated.

Passengers in the truck suffered minor injuries.

Barnes, 37, was allegedly not supposed to be driving. According to the report, she had been convicted the day before of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

Barnes is charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Her passenger, Charles Judy, was not charged.

According to the article, Barnes said she was shaving behind the wheel to get ready for a liason with her boyfriend in Key West.

Well, it's official. It's bathing suit season. I've certainly seen a spike in the amount of people at the gym and the tanning beds are starting to get some more use. Plus I'm sure a lot of ladies are starting to schedule some wax appointments. But this lady didn't have any time to spare. She's got a trip to Key West coming up with her boyfriend. Plus you never know when a pool party might start up in Florida. I'm usually not one to criticize a woman taking care of the downstairs area maybe next time she should let her boyfriend take the wheel. It's safer plus you'll probably do a better job.