Brady Bunch Rug Munch?

BRADY BUNCH LESBIAN HATE
National Enquirer

Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb at each other's throats over infamous lesbian smear!

The two stars of the once- family friendly show are still not talking and RadarOnline.com reports their hatred for each other led to the abrupt cancellation of a Brady Bunch TV reunion.

But when Maureen and Eve found out they were going to be on the same national morning show, things quickly fell apart, a source who knows them said.

"Everyone tells a slightly different story of what happened," the source said. "But the bottom line is that they didn't want to be on the same show and the appearance was canceled because of it."

Their ongoing feud dates back when Maureen alleged that she and Eve had had a lesbian relationship to sell her autobiography which Eve insisted never happened!

"They've never liked each other," the source reiterated.

"And there have been many other events where Eve has said, 'I'm not doing it if Maureen is doing it.'"

See what happens when you get The Monkees' Davy Jones as your prom date?!

I apologize for the lewd headline but when something that good pops into your head then you've just got to go with it. You always hear a lot of crazy sex stories about 'The Brady Bunch' cast. Between love affairs between the oldest son and oldest daughter, and between the mother and oldest son, and between the closet homo dad and his band of merry lovers, things get pretty wild. Now there's a chance there was some adolescent lesbo action. Wow. I'm actually inclined to believe Jan on this one. Marcia has quite a checkered past and likely needed some new ammo for a bio. She's probably full of shit. But she is really funny.