(770): If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
(+44): why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
(915): i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
(917): I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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