Naked Month continues...in a cemetary

Man caught in the buff at N. Indiana cemetery
AP

ELKHART, Ind. -A 51-year-old man told a police officer he was naked in a northern Indiana cemetery because he had taken off his wet clothes after checking on his in-laws' grave and then wanted a closer look at some flowers.

The officer was off duty and jogging through Rice Cemetery in Elkhart Sunday afternoon when he saw the naked man get into a truck and drive away. The officer later tracked down the Mishawaka man from his license plate number.

The man said he had been golfing all day and that he undressed in his truck because his underwear was wet. He said he left his truck naked to look at the flowers because he did not have his glasses.

He was arrested on a preliminary misdemeanor charge of public indecency.

I was wondering when and where the next naked story would spring up and low and behold, it's in a cemetery. Normally the naked kooks in the BYB have some cock-and-bull story but I think this guy might be on the level. I know when I play golf all day my undies get wet and I have to strip off no matter where I'm at be it the mall, the bar or a cemetery. Sounds like this cop needs some sensitivity training.