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Friday, July 24, 2009

Her milkshake don't bring the boys to the delivery room


Nas -- A Total Brut
Posted Jul 22nd by TMZ Staff

With his pregnant estranged wife in labor, rapper Nas finally tried to get by Kelis' side at the hospital last night -- problem is, the dude was way too friggin' drunk.

After a performance in NY last night -- where he told fans he was hammered off champagne -- Nas tried to roll by Kelis' hospital room around 1 AM this morning. But we're told Nas was turned away because he was too wasted.

Kelis, the singer behind that "Milkshake" song, is still in the hospital -- 24 hours into her labor!! We're told she still has not given birth to their son, Knight.

But there's still a major issue at hand -- sources close to the situation tell TMZ the bill for Kelis' hospital stay has not yet been paid -- and because the soon-to-be-exes are still fighting over child support and baby expenses, it's unclear if Nas will fork over the cash for the cost of the baby.

Is this really brutish behavior? To me brutish is Ike Turner, Bluto from Popeye or Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds. I'm not going to get into the child support issue because I don't really care but getting drunk when your baby mama is in labor is perfectly okay.

The one thing that really sucked about the women's lib movement is that men have to go in the delivery room. Back in the day the dude just scored some scotch and some cigars and partied in the waiting room. Of course that was back in the day when you could smoke and drink in a hospital, or church, or work, wherever basically. Ah, the good old days. What do I care? I'm never having kids.


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