My wife, the tramp

Fla. town employee fired over porn actress wife
By BRIAN SKOLOFF Associated Press Writer

The mayor of a small southwest Florida town on Thursday defended the town council's decision to fire its city manager after officials learned his wife is an adult film actress.

Fort Myers Beach Mayor Larry Kiker insisted that Scott Janke's termination had nothing to do with his spouse's job, that the town was merely trying to maintain order.

"What we were addressing was a situation where we weren't going to be able to govern the town with all the disruption and interruption," Kiker said.

The plan appears to have backfired.

"I've done over 30 interviews (with media) ... I've gotten hundreds of e-mails, we're getting threatened," Kiker said. "Nobody is getting any work done around here."

Still, Kiker insisted that Janke wasn't fired because of his wife's job.

"We didn't fire him because his wife was a porn star," Kiker griped, adding that the decision wasn't a "knee-jerk reaction."

However, the mayor also noted: "It was not his job performance. We all liked Scott ... He's a good guy."

This has to be the second best thing about being married to a porn star. People are going to have a hell of a time trying to fire you or not give you loan, etc. That's when the old line "is this because my wife was a porn star?" starts getting thrown around. Plus having a partner as skilled in the bedroom probably has some perks. That said, I could never date a porn star. Even if she really loved me I'd still assume she was laughing at me on the inside during sex. Once you've had Ron Jeremy and Peter North a night with The Grizz is about as tantalizing as pimento cheese sandwhich.