Police: Nude man who was hot lied about robbery
AP
LINCOLN, Neb. – Lincoln police arrested a man who they said made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around a city park naked. Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said the man was arrested and jailed Wednesday night on suspicion of indecent exposure and making a false statement to police.
Police found the man naked in a southwest Lincoln city park on Monday. He told police a man with a gun tried to rob him, but he did not have any money, so the robber took his clothes.
Flood said the man really took off his clothes because he was hot. He walked around naked for about an hour, but afterward, he couldn't find his clothes.
I'll give this guy credit for thinking on the fly but I don't know how he thinks this story was going to hold water. In general the type of dude walking around the park in the middle of the night doesn't have clothes worth taking. Even if the robber was mad that he didn't get any money he wouldn't risk being caught walking around with some dude's clothes.
But I'm not hating on the naked dude. There's a naked vibe in the air either because of the economy or vampire media content. I haven't decided. I'm betting all is back to normal by the time the Huskers take the field.
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