Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex

Perp was caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat

thesmokinggun.com

A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.

According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”

When Edwards approached and yelled, “What are you doing?,” Streator dismounted the love seat and ran away. As the suspect fled, Edwards reported, he “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”



The idea of some derelict in Wisconsin getting some couch cooch isn’t all that surprising to me but the fact that he did it in front of God and everyone on the side of the road is going a bit too far.

Off duty cops should be able to get a quick jog in without having to pry some wino’s crotch off a cushion.

Aside from the obvious public nuisance angle, imagine the germ farm that exists on those cushions. You’ve probably got the love pudding of all the neighborhood hobos mixed with whatever trash, needles, toxins, etc. are thrown on it by the public. That doesn’t even take into account what the original couch owner contributed.

This type of behavior can’t be allowed. I think Mac and the Guardian Angels need to get involved.