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Friday, June 21, 2013

Tight End in a Tight Spot

Look at it this way - Gronk will probably never catch Hell for rocking out with his shirt off or hanging out with porn stars again. Kind of puts things in perspective.

The latest breaking is that the Boston Police are close to issuing a warrant for Aaron Hernandez' arrest. What is taking so long? There's not a soul in the world that doesn't think there's at least enough circumstantial evidence to haul this tough guy in to the clink. The police have issued three search warrants for Hernandez' home but the thuggish tight end has already destroyed his home surveillance cameras and hired a cleaning service to come scrub adub dub the joint.

The plot laid out by media basically reads like the Complete Idiot’s Guide to Committing Murder. It sounds like Hernandez probably had a bootleg copy of “Pain and Gain” he watched before tucking his gat under his pillow and drifting off to bed.

Now the Patriots have made Hernandez persona non grata at the team’s facility. Bill Belichick is known for cutting players with little compassion for their contributions but in this case, I think it’s the right move.

To make matters worse for Mr. Hernandez, his prison commissary will likely be raided to compensate the guy he shot in front of a Florida strip club for saying something he didn’t like.

But keep your chin up, Aaron. If you manage to beat the charges there’s always a place for you on the Cincinnati Bengals.

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