Key Party Meets Lock In

Kids play centre allegedly used for sex parties

By QMI Agency

Parents in Cranbourne, Australia, are angry after a children's play centre was allegedly used for sex parties.

Over the weekend, parents say they discovered advertisements for swingers to attend a party at a location featuring "a laser light show, fog machine, giant ball pit and jumping castle," the Melbourne Herald Sun reported.

The angry parents gathered at Casey Kids Play House demanding answers, the paper reported.
One mother told the Herald Sun she'd hosted a party for her children's birthdays at the facility.

"We're worried about what they could have been exposed to," Stacey Derks told the paper.

The City of Cranbourne is investigating.



What a bunch of uptight parents. I’m sure the organizers of the orgy planned to do a full scale, Aaron Hernandez style cleanup on this place before the kids showed back up. At the least, they probably would have wiped down most of the toys with Purel.

In a time of recession society shouldn’t be punishing idea makers who are finding new uses for under-utilized spaces.

Plus, this is a great idea. Imagine the fun. Have a threesome and then play some skeeball. Do some couples swinging and then play in a real swing. Sounds like a blast!

Of course, I’d probably end up just drinking and playing wack-a-mole and that’s not a euphemism.