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Monday, June 24, 2013

He Rubs Me the Wrong Way

Man accused of sex act during massage

ByWayne K. Roustan, Sun Sentinel

DNA test led to the arrest Wednesday of a Fort Lauderdale massage therapist accused of performing a sex act on a sleeping client, the Broward Sheriff's Office said.

Scott Lloyd Price, 55, was a massage therapist at the Center for Wellness, 4001 N. Ocean Drive in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, according to the arrest report.


The customer arrived for a massage Nov. 11 and told detectives that after dozing off, he awoke to find Price performing oral sex on him. The customer said he immediately flipped onto his stomach as Price left the room, the report stated.


The customer was taken to a sexual assault treatment center, where a DNA sample was taken. The sample was identified as the DNA of another man. Investigators subsequently obtained a DNA sample from Price, which matched the sample taken from the client, detectives said.


Some folks just can’t catch a break. I bet this poor guy, “the customer,” was having a real rough time at work and everyone in his life told him to relax. So he broke down and went to a massage center. He was probably a little taken aback when a male masseuse walked in but he’s comfortable in his sexuality.


The massage was great and he got so relaxed that he dozed off and when he woke up his wang is in some dude’s mouth. That’s got to be such a terrible feeling.  This guy will probably never sleep again. He’s definitely never getting another massage. 


Larry David had a much better experience during his massage but it was awkward. 


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