They're Playing Basketball!

So the Heat won the Finals. Lebron told reporters to go eff themselves. The he partied with the suddenly silent Danny Green and took the most awkward photo in the world with Urkel Drake where Lebron tried to mimic how Tim Duncan looks when he takes a dump.

Opposite of mean mugging

Chris Bosh got into the action today by almost accidentally eating confetti. Since he let Lebron eat the whole meal during the Spurs series, now he's hungry. Side note - at my buddy Tommy's wedding we were throwing confetti at each other before the bride and groom did the ceremonial walk out of the reception. Just as they did Wesley throws a pile of confetti in Trey's mouth and he starts puking directly beside the limo. Classy move. The grandparents loved it.

Make it rain (confetti)

Back to basketball. Great series. Great ratings. Tim Duncan may not have gotten another ring but now he can say he played in a Finals that had more viewers than a re-airing of Roseanne on TV Land. Manu Ginobili can't because I'm not technically sure if you can call what he did in that series playing basketball. Unless he's like Haley Joel Osment and was just throwing a series of passes to deceased Spurs wandering the court. Tony Parker was surprisingly absent late in Games 6 and 7. He was a DNP-CD in the final minutes of games for reasons that I don't understand but Pop does. Also, don't you find it odd that the same media that seem frightened of him to the extent of vomiting call him Pop? His name is Greg or Coach Popovich, you goons.

Do the Heat stand pat, retool or blow it up by trading Bosh? Who knows? We've got months to hear ESPN talk about it. The NBA hot stove has seemingly replaced the MLB version.

When does football season start?