Dong Doctor Cleared

Jury finds no negligence in trial over man's 8-month erection

By Myles Miller, Reuters

WILMINGTON, Del. - A jury on Monday cleared a doctor of negligence in a lawsuit filed by a Delaware truck driver who underwent a penile implant procedure and ended up with an erection that lasted eight months.

"We're stunned," attorney Michael Heyden said as he left the New Castle County courthouse, where his client Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, Delaware, was suing urologist Thomas Desperito of Wilmington, Delaware.

In April 2010, four months after the procedure was performed, Metzgar experienced swelling and went to a hospital, where he underwent testing. Before going to the hospital, Metzgar had been unable to reach Dr. Desperito.

The doctor's lawyer argued that hospital staff who performed tests were unfamiliar with penile implants and were not properly trained to do them. Therefore, the results from the tests, including images showing swelling, did not prove negligence.

Metzgar and his attorney during the one-week trial described the frequent discomfort and daily embarrassment he experienced after the procedure - including trouble riding a motorcycle, wearing normal clothes and joining family social events.

"I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner," Metzgar told jurors at the start of the trial. "It's not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends."

Metzgar's stepson Alexander King, 18, described a once close relationship that grew distant after the procedure. King felt uncomfortable having friends over and noticed his stepfather stopped showing up at school and sporting events.

"I was - I'm sorry - highly embarrassed," he testified during the trial.

The device was ultimately removed in 2010 after tubing punctured Metzgar's scrotum. He received a replacement implant from another doctor.

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If you should experience an erection lasting longer than four hours you should call your doctor. If you experience an erection lasting longer than eight months you should sue your doctor.

I have to agree with the jury on this one. Any time one undergoes a cosmetic surgery you assume there are risks associated with that procedure. If you don’t want an eight-month boner than don’t go having your tally whacker lengthened.

Plus, I don’t think an eight-month erection would be that embarrassing. Kind of an ice breaker, really. It’s exactly the type of thing I’d “bring out at parties and show to friends.” I don’t think my friends would mind. Better class of losers suits me fine.

It just dawned on me that I have a lot of penis related stories on the blog. That’s where the money is and my Google Adsense account is right around 13 cents.