Put Me In Coach and Stop Pulling My Pants Down

High school principal, coach allegedly pulls down teenage girl's pants

MONDAMIN, IA. — A 15-year-old Iowa student said her high school principal pulled down her pants before a basketball game last week, and now the sheriff’s office is investigating.

The girl, who plays basketball, said the incident happened last Friday just before the West Harrison High School team boarded the bus for a game.

The student said the principal, Mike Loftin, who also coaches girls’ basketball, pulled at the student’s pants while she stood talking with friends. The snaps on the warm-up pants came unfastened, and the pants fell to her knees in front of several other students.

School officials declined to comment, saying the issue was a personnel matter. They would not say if Loftin had been suspended. Superintendent Joel Foster said the board has not met to discuss possible disciplinary action.

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It has been a bad week for coaches. First the creepiest looking man in America had to retire after being spotted hanging dong in a car with a 17-year-old and now we have a pants dropping case of another color. Given, I don't think this guy meant any harm, as he probably assumed she was wearing her basketball shorts underneath, but he should have also stopped for a split second to pull his head out of his ass.

I'm pretty sure it's not appropriate to touch a youth anymore as a coach. You can scream and throw things at inadament objects for intimidation if you'd like. Of course if they're sensitive that mightget you fired too, especially if you have the gall to call them something as awful as highfalutin heifers. I'm pretty sure that's what Yosemite Sam calls his wife. (BTW: I think Mike Leach should divorce his wife and marry that cheer coach so highfalutin heifers can meet fat little girlfriends.)

Back to the original point mr. Loftin could have saved himself a lot of time if he had just watched an episode of That 70's Show and saw what happened to Eric when he dropped Donna's pants on the court. It's a no win proposition and your best defense is a full court press against dumbass.