Thursday, February 23, 2012
Come Fly the Horny Skies?
Airline allows passengers to have sex during flights
NY Daily News
A private Ohio airline is serving up sex on an airplane, luring customers who yearn to join the “Mile High Club.”
The “romantic” $425 package includes 60 minutes in heaven aboard a private plane, champagne, chocolate and a “very discreet pilot,” according to the company’s website.
The Cincinnati-based Flamingo Air says it’s the only one in the country that allows customers to do the dirty deed.
“I have had a high heel in my ear once, been shot in the back of the head with a champagne cork, and thank God we wear headsets,” Dave MacDonald, pilot and co-owner of the business told WCPO-TV.
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How damn small is this plane if the pilot is getting kicked in the head by some dude doing the leg shake? It doesn't seem very safe honestly. I've never understood the thrill with getting in on in the air? You're in a vehicle so its not like you're free falling while you're getting your rocks off.
On commercial planes you have to cramp into the bathroom. I can't even zip my pants comfortably in those claustrophobia pits. I guess you have more room to do the nasty on Flamingo Air but it still doesn't seem ideal.
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