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Monday, February 13, 2012

He's No Hamburgler


McDonald's hamburgers lure naked man off downtown tower
L.A. TIMES

Police were able to lure a naked man who spent hours atop a downtown radio tower with McDonald's hamburgers.

The man climbed to the top of the tower Wednesday night. At one point, police sources said, he asked for hamburgers from McDonald's. Officials complied, and he agreed to come down after eating his meal.

The 45-year-old Arizona resident was uninjured. It was unclear why he climbed the structure, which is part of a city personnel building just east of the downtown skyline.

He removed items of clothing after he began scaling the tower about 4 p.m.

"He started taking his clothes off as he climbed," Officer Karen Rayner told The Times.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you don't kill yourself. This guy had to have the worst set of demands ever. Dude, you wasted tax money. You're either going to end up in a padded cell or owing the county some serious change. You might at least get something out of the cops that you can't get by yourself. Ask for naked photos of Jen Anniston, not burgers from MacDonald's.

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