(970): Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
(260): dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
-(1-260): what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
(770): I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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