(740): I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
(919): dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
(617): the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
(920): dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
(1-920): no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
(920): he wasn't. neither were you.
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