Cops: Man shows up at dental office naked, late
AP
STRATFORD, Conn. -Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked. Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment. Authorities said Hoff entered Optimus Dental's office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.
Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.
Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.
He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home. It's unclear if he has an attorney.
Glad to see the naked insanity has continued. Yesterday we had a naked drunk driver and a naked would-be thief. Today we have a naked dental patient. It's in poor taste to show up to the dentist's office naked but 5 days late is inexcusable. I know my dentist keeps a very busy schedule so I never keep him waiting.
On the other hand I'm not even sure Mr. Hoff was in the wrong. Maybe his dentist is the kind that gropes passed out patients. Maybe Mr. Hoff just decided to save him the trouble and show up pantsless. Nobody appreciates anything anymore.
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