Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Pants Off, Dance Off...to jail
Pantsless US man charged with DUI
By The Associated Press
RISING SUN, Maryland — A man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after the deputy who pulled him over noticed the driver was in the buff below the waist.
A spokesman for Maryland’s Cecil County Sheriff’s Office says 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz only partially covered with a towel on his lap, though he was wearing a shirt.
Lt. Bernard Chiminto says Schultz was stopped Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph (80-kph) zone.
The deputy smelled alcohol and noticed Schultz’s semi-exposed situation. The man told the deputy he’d lost his pants, and the deputy didn’t find any in the car.
I lamented the fact that I had ugly pants until I met the man who had lost his. Seriously, who hasn't been in this spot? Drunk, pantsless and all you have is a car and a will to get home. It's a recipe for disaster. Honestly I'm surprised the guy had his keys. Wouldn't they have been in his pants? Sherlock Holmes couldn't crack this case.
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