Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Let's Get Naked and Go To Jail
Police: Man strips to underwear for break-in
Associated Press
ALEXANDRIA, La. — Alexandria police say a 72-year-old woman woke up to discover a 27-year-old man dressed only in underwear trying to get into her house.
A police report says Shane Cody Keene of Alexandria was booked with burglary early Sunday.
The report noted the man appeared to be under the influence of an illegal substance, talking oddly and acting nervous.
The officer found clothing in the woman's back yard, but Keene allegedly told the officer he wasn't wearing any when he entered.
Wow! What's up with people getting watsed and committing crimes pantsless this week? Mercury must be in retrograde or something. I heard a hippie say that once. But if these stories hold any indication for how my week might turn out then I am truly frightened. It's my brithday week so things could get crazy!
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