Someone had the munchies

Masked teens take chips, soda from Pa. store
AP

UNIONTOWN, Pa. -Police are searching for three masked teens who burst into a southwestern Pennsylvania convenience store, but were content to steal only several bags of potato chips and bottles of soda.

Uniontown police said the bandits struck about 12:45 a.m. Monday at a Sunoco A Plus store.

Police said the thieves dropped a bag of chips at the scene which will be analyzed for fingerprints and other evidence.

Police have no suspects, but said all three were wearing dark hooded sweatshirts.

Damn goofy kids. You've got to go for the good stuff. Beer, Boone's Farm, MD 20/20. Get with the program. You could have got chips for 99 cents. This reminds me of the time we sent Wesley to do a beer run in high school and instead of getting two 30s he got a 30 and a pack of doughnuts. We were shocked and we tried to explain that he could have gone to another conveinience store and bought doughnuts. I still don't think he gets it or he just really had a craving for powdered doughnuts.