Justice (Just In Case You're Coach Goes Crazy)

Speaking of Mike Leach it seems a new niche form of legal representation has arisen due to abuse by Leach, Mangino and Jim Leavitt. This guy will make sure college players aren't the object of racial scorn, forced to stand in a dank closet or punched.

As for the triumvirate of abusive coaches I'm hoping Flip Saunders hires these guys as Washington Wizards assistants and they can do something about that damn Gilbert Arenas.