How Else Do You Motivate a Big Fat Guy?
by JeffG/LastAngryFan.com
Jets coach Rex Ryan loves two things–coaching football and eating food.
And judging by his team’s success, and the size of his ass, he’s pretty damn good at both.
I like Ryan. He’s brash, quotable, likable and highly-motivated. Plus he’s a bigger fatass than I am, which I also find appealing.
And now he’s got even more motivation to beat the Colts in the upcoming AFC Championship game.
Food.
More specifically, Ryan has been offered a seat in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest should his Jets advance to the Super Bowl this coming Sunday. That’s right, you could see Rex Ryan shoving soaking wet hot dogs down his gullet beside competitive eating giants Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.
Because that’s exactly what a 350 lb man who consumes 7000 calories a day needs–more hog anus.
So Sexy Rexy is interested in throwing his fat into the world of Competitive Eating. I hope for his sake he's prepared. Pushing around pansies like Peyton and Tom Brady may be a cake walk but wait until he goes chest to gut with the likes of Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut. Also, what would be the bigger upset, the Jets beating the Colts or Rex Ryan winning the Nathan's Challenge? Vote 'Made Me Think' for Jets/Colts and 'Pure Douchebaggery' for hot dogs.
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