Raise the Roof! (all the way off)

Scorned Turkish housewife takes EVERYTHING from marital home including roof and windows (and yes, she took the kitchen sink!)

dailymail.uk.com

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and it appears Fatma Idem has taken the age-old maxim to heart.

The 34-year-old decided to get even with her spouse - by taking everything from their house when she left, including the roof and windows.

Fatma took crockery, cutlery, carpets and curtains when she left husband Sahin, 40, before returning to remove parts of the actual building. She waited until her husband was at work and then, aided by her brothers, she removed the roof and windows from the former marital home.

Neighbours in Adana, Turkey, called Sahin at work last week, to say his wife was dismantling their home.
Park warden Sahin raced home but was powerless to prevent the house being destroyed as Fatma proved she'd paid for the new roof and windows.

Sahin has now been forced to put his two young sons into temporary care until he can find and furnish a new home where they can be re-united.

Have you ever seen a face more sad than this guy’s mug in the photo? I don’t know what this guy did to his wife but I hope it was pretty bad because this guy got the worst wife treatment since John Wayne Bobbitt. It’s probably cheaper to have your penis sewn on and enlarged than it is to buy a new roof and windows too. Especially when you can sell your story to the American tabloids.

I’ve heard about spouses stealing things but not the entire structure of the house. Tough luck, Sahin. Hope they have a good YMCA in Turkey.

I really only posted this as an excuse to post Sammy Kershaw’s video for Matches, which pretty much mimics Sahin’s story, except Sammy’s song gal left the walls and roof. She did take the bed, the dishes and the car but she left the matches, which he bizarrely uses to burn down a bar. Odd, odd video.