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Bizarre incident at McDonald’s drive-thru leads to woman being charged

By Edward Marshall/ journal-news.net

MARTINSBURG - A bizarre incident at a McDonald's drive-thru in Martinsburg involving a bare-breasted woman and caramel led to the woman being arraigned Friday on warrants charging her with indecent exposure and providing false information to a police officer.

Sarah Lee Linaburg, 32, of Evans Run Drive, Martinsburg, was later released from custody after posting $6,000 bail.

According to court records a McDonald’s employee called 911 and asked to speak with law enforcement about an incident that occurred at the drive-thru window. The employee told police that while working at the drive-thru window, a man driving a purple Chrysler 300 pulled up to the window and ordered food.

After paying for the food, the man asked the employee for an extra cup of caramel for his coffee. When she handed the driver a cup of caramel, a woman in the vehicle's passenger seat took her shirt off while the driver put the caramel on her chest, records show.

The driver allegedly licked the caramel off her before driving away, records show.

The employee provided police with the vehicle's license plate number, and a trooper reviewed surveillance video footage of the drive-thru. Police couldn't identify the driver and the surveillance video footage didn't capture what occurred in the vehicle, records show.

The address listed on the vehicle's registration was traced back to Linaburg's home.

The next morning, troopers saw a purple Chrysler 300 in the driveway of the residence. The license plate number matched the one provided to police by the McDonald's employee, records show.

Linaburg told police the car was hers, but claimed she was at home sleeping when the alleged incident occurred. Police obtained a picture of her and returned to the McDonald's, where the employee who reported the incident identified the woman in the photo as the same woman she saw at the drive-thru window the previous night. 

Not the real cop car. Just a cop at another McDonald's for dramatic effect

When I think of McDonald’s I think two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. I don’t think of caramel covered breasts. It would be one thing if these nuts tried this at Burger King. At least over there you can have it your way but not a Mickey D’s.

Having caramel licked off your boobs in a McDonald’s drive thru isn’t my idea of romance but there’s some off folks out there. All in all, think ranks pretty low in the world of McDonald’s related crime, coming well below telephone instructed sexual assault and World Star.com worthy fights.

The quick arrest of Ms. Linaburg was surprising, considering the police have been unable to capture the Hamburglar, who has been a fugitive from the law for four decades.

If Linaburg was smart she would have just spilled the coffee on herself and turned this bad act into a money making venture.