That’s right. Joey Chestnut may have recently come in behind two women in a rib eating contest (the winner of which is quite attractive) but July 4 still belongs to Chestnut. Plus, the Great Weiner Slayer ate the world record for pastrami sandwiches last month.
Newcomers can talk trash and Kobayashi can second guess from overseas but it’ll be King Joey hoisting the belt again this year.
Gluttony and patriotism. That’s what makes a Real American! Cue the song!
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