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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Sleeping With the Sleepers

Piedmont HS warns parents of "fantasy slut league" among students
by Sergio Quintana/East Bay News

An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called "fantasy slut league" among students.

In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes "a 'Fantasy Slut League' in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league...Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students."

According to the letter, school staff learned about this during a recent assembly about date rape prevention.
An investigation was launched on campus and they learned this has been going on for five to six years.

The principal wrote, "Participation often involved pressure/manipulation by older students that included alcohol to impair judgment/control and social demands to be popular."

You've got to hand it to these boys. Sex is the perfect avenue for fantasy gaming. Its fantasy games about fantasies. And really, is this all that different than the hijinx in American Pie or Porky's?

Imagine all the possibilities. Just leg a bum knee for Maurice Jones Drew could derail your team, a token religious phase or unexpected pregnancy could take out your top slut. Then you've got to reach for that freshman chick lets you get to third base and shuts you down. You'd have to check the waiver wire every week for some girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. Sounds like a blast and the next great teen sex comedy.

The only thing I can't get behind is manipulating the girls into having sex. When Jeremy Maclin gets hurt I can't go shoot him up with painkillers and coax him into playing.

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